Saturday, April 27, 2013

Sex With Louis CK

Say Bro.  I'm really sorry to have to say this but you and I have to have sex.  I know you're not gay and I'm not gay but it's a ratings, readership thing.  My mission in life is cancer and people get tired about reading that after awhile.  

So I polled my thousands of followers about who to have sex with to be scandalous about and as much as it pains me to say, Natalie Portman came up a cold second.  

Sorry, it's you and me Bro..  

I know that the chick in season 2 didn't work out so well but I have pictures of her if it helps.  I have pizza too.  I'm the package deal.   Hit me up when you're ready.  


Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong with a coupla burly smart asses making sweet man-love for a good cause... Everybody wins.

Jeff said...

Sex is sex! Everyone has it! Lol!