Say Bro. I'm really sorry to have to say this but you and I have to have sex. I know you're not gay and I'm not gay but it's a ratings, readership thing. My mission in life is cancer and people get tired about reading that after awhile.
So I polled my thousands of followers about who to have sex with to be scandalous about and as much as it pains me to say, Natalie Portman came up a cold second.
Sorry, it's you and me Bro..
I know that the chick in season 2 didn't work out so well but I have pictures of her if it helps. I have pizza too. I'm the package deal. Hit me up when you're ready.