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Fall
2007. San Antonio , TX
“Hello? Columbia
“Yes, how
may I help you?”
“I’m
interested in obtaining a sponsorship. I’m going on this really cool cross
country hike with my two dogs to raise awareness for cancer in pets and…”
“Are you a
professional athlete?”
“Um, no.”
“Do you
have an agent?”
“No,
ma’am.”
“You need
to get an agent.”
“How do
you get one?”
“First off all you have to be an athlete.”
“But all I really need is a couple of pairs of shorts and shirts to get me
started and…”
“Sir, we
only sponsor athletes that we can design a line of apparel around”.
"Umm.. can you at least donate a pair of socks?"
Click.
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YBD's Notes 1: In a world of inanity, be ridiculous.
YBD's Notes 2: Don't seek sponsorship.You don't need it.
YBD's Notes 3: Seek sponsorship. You need it.
YBD's Notes 4: Socks that is
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